Cette jeune américaine de 26 ans possède un compte Instagram regorgeant de photos les plus sexy les unes que les autres pour assouvir ses quelques 93k abonnés ! Si vous êtes amateur de brune texane à forte poitrine et au fessier bien rebondi, nous pensons que Niece Waidhofer est fait pour vous.
Alright guys, let's have a talk. First of all, don't worry, I'm all good, no need to send condolences to my family haha. Yes, I did ask for this. 🙃 Yes, I totally freaked out and deleted my Reddit account; my dumb ass used my Instagram username, and judging by the flood of deeply disturbing/visually penisgraphic DMs I was getting, I did not want to lead them here. I see you found me anyway. Hi Reddit! 🙋 To the people who thought I was just fishing: on r/RoastMe? …wut. To the "ex" who posted: It doesn't sound like we've ever met; also you spelled my name wrong… #IbeforeEexceptafterC So in summary, I am a dumbass and I make reddit really, really angry 😬 Thank you to the majority of commenters, who were actually funny, and thank you to all the nice people who had my back against the people who just got excited about a free pass to use the "c" word. Love you guys 😘
Live stream details: Where: Periscope I think, because I need Instagram to read DMs during the stream. Link in bio (don't worry cheap asses, it's free) When: I dunno, maybe today? Maybe tomorrow? I'm impulsive Other relevant information: There is a chance I could be wearing this corset during the stream because I accidentally ordered it too small and I might be stuck in it.
Dream vacation: Costa Rica 🐬☀️🇨🇷🌴🐒😍 Vacation within budget (approximately $16.02): sitting on my couch scrolling through #CostaRica on Instagram and smelling the coconut scented air freshener from my car 😔 Hey @costaricaonlinetravel, would you be able to accept hugs as currency? Asking for a second cousin of a widow of a friend 😅 Link in bio for people who are better with money than I am 😔 #I couldbeatthebeach #butinsteadihave48262864bras
Greetings, followers! Have you ever wondered just how awkward I really am? Well you're about to find out! I'm thinking about doing a live stream video AMA. Not like today, because I have the plague and sound like Barry White, but maybe like next weekend or something. Start DMing/commenting with questions! (YES, that means I will be opening ALL DMs to see your questions; please do not take this opportunity to show me your penis.) You can also DM/comment questions during the live stream if you want it to be a surprise. Favorite question wins a prize! (It's not nudes, don't get excited)
My least favorite thing is when I see ladies saying other ladies aren't "real" women. 💔 So ignorant and inconsiderate. Like what if I'm actually 4,652 geckos in a blow up doll and you're about to blow my cover, asshole #thinkbeforeyouspeak #wordscanhurt Photo by the extremely talented/hilarious @clayton_richards_ig
So I got this #DreamWater stuff and woke up covered in McDonalds, credit cards with ridiculously high APRs, and an endless supply of bed bath and beyond coupons #theamericandream #nowavailableinshotform no y'all but for real I got just about the best night's sleep of my entire life, even with the yard guys coming at the asscrack of dawn. #makeamericavegetateagain Link in bio if your brain hates you and won't let you sleep like mine 👍
We have @johnresig to thank for these pictures because he forgot to invite me to his kick ass party at @theCHIVE on Friday, so I sat by myself taking selfies in horrendously unflattering hotel room lighting all night. I will accept reparations in the form of one awkward hug and no fewer than three tequila shots next time I am in Austin; no personal checks, please. Puppies may also be considered depending on temperament, breed, and level of breath stank. Thank you in advance for your cooperation, John.
Heart you guys enough to ruin a lip liner smearing it all over my mirror ❤ #andyouknowmylazyassisntgettingthewindexoutforweeks But for real and for seriously, heart you guys. Each and every one of you. Thank you for giving half a poop about my uneventful, monotonous life 😘😘😘 #oryouprobablyjustwanttoseesometitties #whichever
Just sitting with my fancy things in my fancy high-rise condo looking down in pity upon the commonfolk. Oh wait, this isn't my stuff and I could never afford to live here and my net worth is probably less than that nice homeless man yelling at a brick wall down there. #oh😔 Photo by my awesome friend who happens to take awesome pictures, @relayze ❤
I would like to take this opportunity to formally present @mrneilix with the Greatest Pickup Line Niece Has Ever Received Award for his flawless delivery of "I'm sure you hear this all the time, but I would seriously give your dad like 30 goats for you." As the current holder of this award, you have made me giggle my ass off like a school girl, sir. Long may you reign, you hilarious motherlover. #butlikenotevenahorsetho? #doihear30goatsandahorse? #30goatsandahorse? #anyone? #no? #k😔 Photo by my amazing friend/mind-blowing photographer @relayze ❤
Shit, I just spent $215 on a bra. Now accepting applications for personal finance specialist; job duties include punching me in the freaking face every time I shop online drunk and managing (destroying) my paypal account. Pay consists of unlimited photos of my dog in people clothes and three (3) awkward hugs per two-week pay period. Serious inquiries only
Sorry I disappeared for a few days; I got all grumpy because I don't live in Cozumel, and that combined with hormones made me decide that I hated everything besides my dog and cereal. All the cereal. So my spoiled ass pouted and ate Cocoa Krispies for a few days and I'm a little less salty now. I would still prefer to be sitting on a beach day drinking though. Photo by awesome photographer and friend @relayze ❤
Life pro tip: dick pics on the toilet almost* never work. *The exception to this rule is if she's catfishing you. Gentlemen, if you send her a photo of your penis while you are sitting on the toilet and she responds favorably, she is an overweight balding middle-aged man with body odor trying to lure you into his mom's basement and rape the shit out of you. #wordsofwisdomfromNiece #savedyourlife #oratleastyouranus #yourewelcome
Greetings, ass ton of new followers brought here via theCHIVE. And warmest regards to all the rest of my followers. I appreciate each and every one of you ❤ I promise to treat you right. I will never use the wrong you're/your. I will never use Instagram to post political memes. I will not try to sell you cleanse teas or pyramid scheme makeup products. I will not forsake you in any such way. #notthemodelinstagramdeservesbuttheoneitneedsrightnow